WooHoo!
04-02-2003, 07:32 AM
heh, hehh...some of these are good:
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Friends don't let friends take home
ugly men.
~~~Women's rest room
Starboard
Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
~~~Rest stop off Rt.81
West Virginia
No matter how good she looks, some other
guy is sick and tired of putting up with
her crap.
~~~Men's room
Linda's Bar & Grill
Chapel Hill, NC
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get
married!
~~~Women's rest room
The Filling Station
Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Tumb: If it has
tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it.
~~~Women's rest room
Dick's Last Resort
Dallas, TX
Express Lane: Five beers or less!
~~~Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's
Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone!
~~~Sign over mirror in men's room
Ed Debevic's
Beverly Hills, CA
The best way to a man's heart is to saw
his breast plate open.
~~~Women's rest room
Murphy's
Champaign, IL
Beauty is only a light switch away.
~~~Perkins Library
Duke University
Durham, NC
If life is a waste ot time, and time is
a waste of life, then let's all get
wasted together and have the time of
our lives.
~~~Armand's Pizza
Washington, DC
It's hard to make a comeback when
you haven't been anywhere.
~~~Written in the dust on the back
of a bus - Flagstaff, AZ
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
~~~Revolution Books,
New York, NY
Don't trust anything that bleeds for
5 days and doesn't die.
~~~Men's rest room
Murphy's
Champaign, IL
What are you looking up on the wall
for? The joke is in your hands.
~~~Men's rest room
Lynagh's
Lexington, KY
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Friends don't let friends take home
ugly men.
~~~Women's rest room
Starboard
Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
~~~Rest stop off Rt.81
West Virginia
No matter how good she looks, some other
guy is sick and tired of putting up with
her crap.
~~~Men's room
Linda's Bar & Grill
Chapel Hill, NC
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get
married!
~~~Women's rest room
The Filling Station
Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Tumb: If it has
tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it.
~~~Women's rest room
Dick's Last Resort
Dallas, TX
Express Lane: Five beers or less!
~~~Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's
Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone!
~~~Sign over mirror in men's room
Ed Debevic's
Beverly Hills, CA
The best way to a man's heart is to saw
his breast plate open.
~~~Women's rest room
Murphy's
Champaign, IL
Beauty is only a light switch away.
~~~Perkins Library
Duke University
Durham, NC
If life is a waste ot time, and time is
a waste of life, then let's all get
wasted together and have the time of
our lives.
~~~Armand's Pizza
Washington, DC
It's hard to make a comeback when
you haven't been anywhere.
~~~Written in the dust on the back
of a bus - Flagstaff, AZ
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
~~~Revolution Books,
New York, NY
Don't trust anything that bleeds for
5 days and doesn't die.
~~~Men's rest room
Murphy's
Champaign, IL
What are you looking up on the wall
for? The joke is in your hands.
~~~Men's rest room
Lynagh's
Lexington, KY