Baseball Season is just around the corner!!!
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his
new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: "R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, "He doesn't have to run, he got four balls." "Walk with pr-r-ride man!":D :D :D |
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I needed a lift this morning RapidoRaptor |
Ya made me laff till I hurt
That is a fine joke ya told there, Gunny!! I laffed enuff to forget how cold it is here and that is sayin' sumthin-Danke
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