Dear Abby
 

I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Covington. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton. She is a part time "working girl."

All things considered, my problem is this; I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family.

I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Kerry supporter?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation