My Most Embarrassing Day, True Story
 

BEING NEW TO THE FORUM, IT SEEMS CUSTOMARY TO SHARE MY MOST EMBARESSING MOTORCYCLE MOMENT.

PLEASE CONSIDER THAT I HAD BEEN RIDING ALL OF TWO WEEKS, AND WAS IN STRANGE SURROUNDINGS. I WAS TOTALLY OUT OF MY DEPTH, DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I WAS OR WHAT I WAS DOING THERE.

I WAS ON MY FIRST EVER BIKE, A 50CC MOPED, AND FOLLOWING A ROAD FOR SOME TIME WHEN I REALISED THAT I WAS FAST GETTING LOST. I DECIDED TO U TURN AND GO BACK, IT WAS A SINGLE TRACK ROAD AND OTHER ROAD USERS KEPT SWERVING INTO ME. I WAS PUZZLED, THEY WERE TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING, QUITE DANGEROUSLY ASWELL. BUT THEY WERE NOT GETTING THIER MESSAGE ACCROSS. I FINALLY STOPED AND A DRIVER INFORMED ME THAT IT WAS A ONE WAY STREET. RED WITH EMBARRESMENT A TURNED AND FOLLOWED THE TRAFFIC, REACHING THE END A SAW THE FORK IN THE ROAD WHICH I WAS MEANT TO TAKE, I PULLED OVER TO LET THE CARS PASS ONLY TO HIT SOME GRAVEL AND FLY OFF THE BIKE INTO A BUSH OF NETTLES.

I GOT UP AND BRUSHED MYSELF OFF WHEN A FEMALE MOTORIST CAME OVER. I SAID "DONT WORRY, IM FINE", ONLY FOR HER TO SAY " ARE YOU DRUNK".

SHE THEN PHONED THE POLICE BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS DRUNK, THE POLICE PROMPTLY ARRIVED AND BREATHALIZED ME TO REVEAL THAT I HAD NOT BEEN DRINKING, JUST BEING STUPID. I NEVER LIVED THAT DAY DOWN, EVEN MY PARENTS DONT KNOW THE PROPER STORY.
AND IM SORRY TO SAY THAT THIS STORY IS DEADLY TRUE :(

I CAN RIDE, HONEST. JUST NOT THAT DAY

ANYONE GOT ANY EMBARESSING STORIES THAY ARE WILLING TO SHARE??