redneck says
 

redneck says don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweatty stuff!!:D
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vaporizer

I'd get a whole lot of petting then, cause I'm a sweaty son of a bitch.

And I thought I was the only one.

Dad always said "What's the word of the day son?"

I would say LEGS!

He would say "and what's out motto?"

I would say SPREAD THE WORD!

Later!