Things to ponder.....
 

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

and finally...

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Re: Things to ponder.....
 

Now, there's something to think about. :D

How come if you are in a grocery store you can buy a can of Furniture Polish made with real lemons but the lemonade is made with artifical flavor?

Why did the founding fathers say we hold these truths to be self evident and then go onto list them?

We all know how stupid the average cager is, the scary part is that by definition half are dumber than that!!!!!

where does the dark go when you turn the lights on (question asked by a 5 year old child):D

Why have computers gotten smaller, faster and cheaper and everyday batteries haven't changed in years. They are still unrealiable, short lived and expensive.

i have a bumper sticker that reads; "oh sure, but what's the speed of dark?"

snicker

hahaha, good stuff.