TIME OUT....For a funny story!
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.westcoastpayday.com/payday-loans.gif Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. |
Nice post.
I'm new to the forum. Nice post.
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LOL, how can you forget to turn off the shower? Really?
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TIME OUT For a funny
I guess no 1 knows lol. This would be great news for Dallas. Hope in the future, Time Out will consider expanding to cities a little smaller ei Denver, Charlotte Nashville St Louis... hehe but yall know i got a soft D spot for Dallas lol
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