The Very Best Bike
The Very Best Bike!
There's been some yellin' there's been some cussin' there's been some fightin' and been some fussin'. The war's been long and hard and hot blood has flowed lots more than not. What's the beef and why the strife? Why the gun and why the knife? Lend an ear and get a clue. I'll tell it straight and tell it true. I'll tell you why we're in this pickle It's over what's the very best motorsickle. Some proclaim with all their might that others are wrong and they are right They state that if you have the luck the very best bike will have a knuck. Others shout "ugh and yuck patooie" guys with knucks are a little bit screwy. These people shout throughout the land "the very best bike must have a Pan." Others shout "Pan? You must be crazy and old and fat and slow and lazy. Now go away home go back to your hovel the very best bike must have a shovel" Then there's the ones that everyone dreads the ones who say "you're out of your heads. Shovels are old they rattle and knock the very best bike has an Evo block." Still others say "blocks are nuttin but crap. They ain't no better than Italian or Jap. I'd rather walk or own a foreign than ride a bike that don't have iron." Others say "Iron? You're full of poop listen here I've got the scoop. On all the bikes I've rode and sat and the bestest one has a head that's flat." After all that fumin and all that fun you might think maybe the fightin's done but you've never heard such nasty names as when the talk gets around to frames. Some folks have rode from near to far and looked at all the bikes there are. Been where it's hot and been where it's frigid and the best bike they saw had a frame that's rigid. Others hoot and laugh and snort. "Rigids" they say "are for rides real short." They've said it loud and they've said it oft "the bestest bikes have a tail that's soft." Others scream "oh yeah that's funny" and laugh and laugh til their eyes are runny. "Softtails rattle and shake and quake til your legs go numb and your eyeballs ache. Here's the truth there's nuttin finah than to ride and ride on a nice smooth Dyna." That makes beer come out some guys noses. Who say "they're good...for makin poses. The best damn frames there are by far are the ones we know as FXR." Others claim "it's plain to see that a real far rider you'll never be. An FXR's no good at all for a ride from from Maine to Arkansaw. If you wanna go long and not be a lagger Yer gonna need a real nice bagger." Another voice says "You must be jokin' baggers are good...if you like slow pokin'. I'll ride one myself when I'm old and warty. Til then I'll stick with my souped up Sporty." I've thought about these fights a lot and I know who's right and I know who's not. Listen close and hear from me. I really think you might agree that everyone knows deep down in their bones that the very best bike is the one he owns. |
Great Poem
Harleycat, no matter if I'm riding my Harley, a friends "crotch rocket" or a Moped, I have a big goofy-ass grin on my face....I just get such a kick & pure joy out of riding anything with two wheels....It's always been that way, and I know the feeling will never change.
FBR :cool: |
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