Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her
sorority sister she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star
State. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar B
Que, take in a bona fide rodeo and have sex with a cowboy.

Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a mesquite and
when they slow cook that brisket over that mesquite, oh so good!!
The taste is unbelievable!!"

"And I went to a real rodeo..talk about athletes - these guys
wrestle real full-grown bulls - like in Spain! Except they ride a
horse out at full gallop, then jump off the horses and literally grab the
bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground. It is incredible!"

They then asked, " Well tell us, did you have sex with a cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry
around in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

 

It's yer story, ya'll go 'head n tell it yer way.

 

That's right you fella's better recognize!!! That's a good one. I live in Texas and I haven't heard that one before.

Later,
Brian