The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they
are THE seven
dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey
leads the pack.
"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for
you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there
any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
for a moment and
answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing
them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any
dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and
then answers, "No,
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with
an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope!
Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and
laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their
cheeks as they begin chanting...
"Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"

 

im roflmao damn that one was good
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