The Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Might Enjoy Seeing ?

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ***.
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Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

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The proctologist called
...they found your head.

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Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film


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Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

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Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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I used to have a handle
on life... but it broke off.
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WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
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Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
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Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me."
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Heart Attacks... God's evenge for eating His animal friends.
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Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
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If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.


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Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

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Hang up and drive!!
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And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America
...now speak English

 

You should have those printed up for helmet stickers.
I'd buy most of those!

 

i wonder how much companies that make bumper stickers make... i mean the margin is huge

 

Woww!!! great stickers those all. I appreciate your work. Good collection of these all funny and good meaning stickers.