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THE CHURCH ORGANIST
MISS BEA, THE CHURCH ORGANIST, WAS IN HER 80's AND
HAD NEVER BEEN MARRIED. SHE WAS VERY MUCH ADMIRED FOR HER SWEETNESS
AND KINDNESS TO ALL.THE PASTOR CAME TO CALL ON HER ONE AFTERNOON EARLY IN THE SPRING,
AND SHE WELCOMED HIM INTO HER VICTORIAN PARLOR. SHE
INVITED HIM TO HAVE A SEAT WHILE SHE PREPARED A LITTLE TEA.AS THE PASTOR SAT FACING HER OLD PUMP ORGAN, THE YOUNG MINISTER NOTICED A CUT GLASS BOWL SITTING ON TOP OF IT, FILLED WITH WATER. IN THE WATER FLOATED, OF ALL THINGS, A CONDOM. IMAGINE HIS
SHOCK AND SURPRISE. IMAGINE HIS CURIOSITY! SURELY MISS BEA HAD FLIPPED OR SOMETHING!
WHEN SHE RETURNED WITH TEA AND COOKIES, THEY BEGAN TO CHAT.
THE PASTOR TRIED TO STIFLE HIS CURIOSITY ABOUT THE BOWL OF WATER AND ITS' STRANGE CONTENTS, BUT SOON IT GOT THE BETTER OF HIM,AND HE COULD RESIST NO LONGER.
"MISS BEA," HE SAID, "I WONDER IF YOU WOULD TELL ME ABOUT THIS?(POINTING TO THE BOWL.)
"OH YES," SHE REPLIED, "ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? I WAS WALKING DOWNTOWN LAST FALL AND I FOUND THIS LITTLE PACKAGE ON THE GROUND. THE DIRECTIONS SAID
TO PUT IT ON THE ORGAN, KEEP IT WET, AND IT WOULD PREVENT DISEASE." "AND YOU KNOW...I HAVEN'T HAD A COLD ALL WINTER!"
MISS BEA, THE CHURCH ORGANIST, WAS IN HER 80's AND
HAD NEVER BEEN MARRIED. SHE WAS VERY MUCH ADMIRED FOR HER SWEETNESS
AND KINDNESS TO ALL.THE PASTOR CAME TO CALL ON HER ONE AFTERNOON EARLY IN THE SPRING,
AND SHE WELCOMED HIM INTO HER VICTORIAN PARLOR. SHE
INVITED HIM TO HAVE A SEAT WHILE SHE PREPARED A LITTLE TEA.AS THE PASTOR SAT FACING HER OLD PUMP ORGAN, THE YOUNG MINISTER NOTICED A CUT GLASS BOWL SITTING ON TOP OF IT, FILLED WITH WATER. IN THE WATER FLOATED, OF ALL THINGS, A CONDOM. IMAGINE HIS
SHOCK AND SURPRISE. IMAGINE HIS CURIOSITY! SURELY MISS BEA HAD FLIPPED OR SOMETHING!
WHEN SHE RETURNED WITH TEA AND COOKIES, THEY BEGAN TO CHAT.
THE PASTOR TRIED TO STIFLE HIS CURIOSITY ABOUT THE BOWL OF WATER AND ITS' STRANGE CONTENTS, BUT SOON IT GOT THE BETTER OF HIM,AND HE COULD RESIST NO LONGER.
"MISS BEA," HE SAID, "I WONDER IF YOU WOULD TELL ME ABOUT THIS?(POINTING TO THE BOWL.)
"OH YES," SHE REPLIED, "ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? I WAS WALKING DOWNTOWN LAST FALL AND I FOUND THIS LITTLE PACKAGE ON THE GROUND. THE DIRECTIONS SAID
TO PUT IT ON THE ORGAN, KEEP IT WET, AND IT WOULD PREVENT DISEASE." "AND YOU KNOW...I HAVEN'T HAD A COLD ALL WINTER!"
