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Old 12-16-2002, 06:01 AM
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Default Santa arrested

I heard this on the news on the radio this morning..i didnt catch all of it, i dont know where it took place, but its kinda funny, and sad in a way:

a mother took her son to the mall to see Santa Claus, there was a long line of children waiting to see him. when it was the sons turn to sit on santas lap, he proudly climbed up, looked up in santas eyes, heard santa speak, and he looked at his mom. "mom this isnt santa, this is Dad". The mother a little shocked and outraged, got closer, pulled tried to pull his beard down, but santa held on to it. Sure enough it was her EX husband, who had not paid child support in a year. She got so furious, she and santa started aruging in the mall. A few days later, she was back at the mall, this time to watch the show, she had signed a warrant on him for not paying child support. When the police showed up, Santa saw her grinning an evil grin. The police put handcuffs on santa, as a hundred or so small children stood in line watching with horror.. Santa hollered at his wife "you explain to these poor kids why santa is being arrested, you explain to these poor kids, why santa claus wont come christmas" The news man said there were alot of kids screaming and crying "please dont take santa"
Damn, what a mess! what a sad sight for the kids.
Kelly
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