Kung Chow calls his boss and says, "Hey boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."

His boss replies, "Kung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go home and have sex with my wife. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Kung Chow calls again and says, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

 

I need a health plan like that.

 

yea almost like aflac
ya get it even if ya don't need it

 

Hey, I just signed up for Aflac yesterday. I didn't see this in the fine print, but then again my boss is a woman!!!

 

well i hope you don't plan on screwing the boss's other half to get ahead at work,,,, LOL

 

Nah, he's not my type. Wrong equiptment!!! Tonight I got a buddies birthday, so maybe off to see the dancing girls later on!! Yipeeeeeeeeeeeee!