FatBoyRider

Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed
something funny about Mable's ear and she said, "Mable, did you know you've
got a suppository in your left ear?" Mable answered, "I have? A
suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel,
I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
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Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the
96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to
the other sisters, "Was I gettin' in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old
yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She
starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The
92 year old is
sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She
shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She
knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help
both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car
has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to
the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay
calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios
in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

RapidoRaptor

Old jokes are funny, until you are looking at it from the old end of the uguly stick. But these are funny.

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Rapido