FatBoyRider

Dear Abby:


I have been engaged for almost a year.

I am to be married next month.

My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great

and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and

invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown

a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place

we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred

.. then she floored me.


she said that in a month I would be a married man and that before

that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up

and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the

front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and

finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this

situation. I headed straight out the front door...


There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to

be.


He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was

a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand

and he congratulated me on passing their little test.


Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I

thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my

character?


Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that

the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?