Tom

During the DUI dragnet, a highway patrolman waited outside a

popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time as everyone

came out, he spotted his potential quarry.

The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He

stumbled across the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his

car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own

vehicle.

He sat in the car a good ten minutes as other patrons left. He

turned his lights on, then off, wipers on then off. He started to

pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally when he was the

last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.

The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the

man over. He administered the breathalizer test, and to his great

surprise the man blew a 0.00! The patrolman was dumbfounded.

"This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the patrolman.

"I doubt it," said the drunk, "tonight I'm the designated decoy!"

chesshirecat

I'm gonna have to let the Mistress know about that trick, sometimes the local cops try that game with us...
It sounds like a wonderful way to get our patrons home safely!
Chessie

Natural

I like it!