Tom

To truly love another, you must first love yourself.
And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.
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Did you hear about the Irish guy who thought that Alcoholics Anonymous
meant drinking under an assumed name?

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I was so poor growing up...

If I wasn't born a boy....
I'd have nothing to play with.

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What's dumb?
Directions on toilet paper.
What's dumber than that?
Reading them.
Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.
Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you've
been doing wrong.


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My ex-wife was temperamental, 90% temper and 10% mental.