Sunday Morning Sex
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Sunday Morning Sex
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding ...
and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, "and if that damned ice
cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding ...
and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, "and if that damned ice
cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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Sex is always a good idea, no matter what time of the day it is. Do you agree? And it is important for both partners to be tuned in the same way. So I believe such things are worth discussing even if you are interacting on a dating site https://tsescort.org/what-are-the-72...n-escort-sites. So do not be ashamed to discuss it. It is absolutely normal.
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