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TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Old 03-18-2009, 04:13 PM
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Default TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:12 PM
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Default Nice post.

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.

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Old 05-06-2009, 07:35 PM
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LOL, how can you forget to turn off the shower? Really?
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:38 PM
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I guess no 1 knows lol. This would be great news for Dallas. Hope in the future, Time Out will consider expanding to cities a little smaller ei Denver, Charlotte Nashville St Louis... hehe but yall know i got a soft D spot for Dallas lol
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