Tom

Are you tired of all those mushy friendship poems that always sound good
but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises
that really speaks to true friendship!


1. When you are sad, I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid and give you a high five

4. When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use small words and draw pictures to explain.

7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend!
Send this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

SoberBiker

Quote: 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

First, I know this is a joke but...

This is the only one I would change. I don't care to be made fun of at the expense of making someone else feel better about themselves...I would rather try and help you discover why you failed and help you to do better next time. Doesn't mean I'll never rag ya about it...but I still would rather help a friend than put him down for being human.

WooHoo!

i'm the type to be helping someone up right away but usually end up dropping them because i'm still laughing. LOL